For FUCK'S sake!!!!!

You know what it's like...
You plan something nice. You try to be nice, youa re nice to the entire fucking world, and what happens...?
The fucking world smites you for it...

I have decided ever since before Xmas (DO not accuse me of being a resolutionist... I planned this days before) that I should start to get in shape. I started before Xmas and weould have continued but for the damned virus that kept me back...
So tonight I decided to return, and enjoying it so much, I joined fully.

After a good hours swim... I wandered to the desk to get my full members card and so complete the joining.
After I thought that food at home may be a good idea, but no... Humans it seems have their own ideas...
I walk out to where my car should have been... To find a red car in it's place. Those who know me know that my car is not RED!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen... My car has officially been stolen.
I am now carless...

Chris Parr and my ex-LRP wife Sally-Ann have apparently had a bet on which disaster would keep me away from the forthcoming Riftworld... Now we know...

Fuckers. My plans for everything are now on permanent hold, unitl I can get this sorted...

Quiz time...

( Porno star... Not!!! )

( My Man!! )

( Gay Me... )

Now that last one I really don't like due to the fact that it's just too brief. there is no way that you can get enough detail from 4 questions...
That said, the final lines on the last one really are quite accurate... so maybe there is something to be said after all...

Maps

I've always loved maps.
When I was a young Cub Scout, I passed my map reading badge as the first one, at a mere 8 years old.
Nautical charts then held sway during my teens and while I was at sea (curiously wnough, being needed for the job...)
I currently have a tendency to play LRP characters who use maps, one way or another.
Most of my friends have the tendency to play Mages or warriors...
I play the Ranger/Scout.
I love maps.

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