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At the Kitty Kat Keller
Jun. 22nd, 2006 09:50 am
Which Jellicle Kitten are you?
Which Jellicle Kitten are you?
Stolen from UnAxcess
Jun. 8th, 2006 11:23 pmTOP TEN THOUGHTS
ION: I have an interview on Wednesday for a Payroll job.
Good news: It the exact same job.
Bad news: The trust that nationwide rep for being the worst payroll dept ever.
10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without a stiffy, make him a sandwich.
7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
6
- Some people are like a slinky... Not really good for anything, yet
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a substantial tax cut saves you 50p?
2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND
THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where any untaxed car is
located among the millions of cars in Britain......But we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration.......
ION: I have an interview on Wednesday for a Payroll job.
Good news: It the exact same job.
Bad news: The trust that nationwide rep for being the worst payroll dept ever.
(no subject)
Jun. 7th, 2006 01:17 pmPurity tests
Having discussed it in the bar with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
animalunaris and jimmy_shades last night I figured I should retake the tests
This one says I'm 45% pure.
The 500 question is next.
Having discussed it in the bar with
animalunaris and jimmy_shades last night I figured I should retake the testsThis one says I'm 45% pure.
The 500 question is next.
Meme meme.
May. 27th, 2006 01:30 amDoing the rounds lately, so heres a quick guide to me.
Accent: What accent?
Booze: Anything excepting Malibu and Tia Maria.
Chore I Hate: going to work.
Dogs/Cats: Cats. But only when I get a flat of my own again.
Essential Electronics: Computer, PDA
Favorite Perfume/Cologne: No favourites
Gold/Silver: Silver
Home town: Anywhere I lay my head.
Insomnia: Yes, occasionally.
Job Title: Payroll Officer
Kids: No small humans.l
Living Arrangements: Houseshare, one male and one female.
Most Admired Trait: I have no idea.
Number of Sexual Partners: Several.
Overnight Hospital Stays: Appendectomy 3 years ago.
Phobia: Snakes
Quote: Not righly sure I have a quote.
Religion: Wiccan (uninitiated for now)
Siblings: 1 sister
Time I usually wake up: 7.50 for weekdays, anytime for weekends.
Unusual talents: None that I know of.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Most of them.
Worst Habit: Paranoia (posasibly beaten by others though.)
X-Rays: A few.
Yummy Foods I Make: Pancakes.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
Accent: What accent?
Booze: Anything excepting Malibu and Tia Maria.
Chore I Hate: going to work.
Dogs/Cats: Cats. But only when I get a flat of my own again.
Essential Electronics: Computer, PDA
Favorite Perfume/Cologne: No favourites
Gold/Silver: Silver
Home town: Anywhere I lay my head.
Insomnia: Yes, occasionally.
Job Title: Payroll Officer
Kids: No small humans.l
Living Arrangements: Houseshare, one male and one female.
Most Admired Trait: I have no idea.
Number of Sexual Partners: Several.
Overnight Hospital Stays: Appendectomy 3 years ago.
Phobia: Snakes
Quote: Not righly sure I have a quote.
Religion: Wiccan (uninitiated for now)
Siblings: 1 sister
Time I usually wake up: 7.50 for weekdays, anytime for weekends.
Unusual talents: None that I know of.
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Most of them.
Worst Habit: Paranoia (posasibly beaten by others though.)
X-Rays: A few.
Yummy Foods I Make: Pancakes.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.
An now, on a lighter note...
May. 9th, 2006 11:41 pmA bit of meme whoring.
Stolen fromnotsowisesage
Comments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me,
feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will
ever know. Then post this in your own LJ and see who might be crushing
on you.
Stolen from
notsowisesageComments are screened. If you've ever had a smidgen of a crush on me,
feel free to comment below. I won't mock you, and only you and I will
ever know. Then post this in your own LJ and see who might be crushing
on you.
Bloody Interview meme.
Apr. 25th, 2006 11:15 pmSo, I've given in again.
I've offered interviewage to Mrredhillian
( Redhillians questions )
Here's how to get me to interview you:
First leave me a comment saying, "Interview me" or similar.
Secondly I will respond by asking you five questions of a varyingly intimate and/or creepily personal nature.
Then you WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
Next you will include this (or similar) explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
Finally, when others comment asking to be interviewed, you too will ask them five questions.
( In other memage... )
I've offered interviewage to Mr
redhillian( Redhillians questions )
Here's how to get me to interview you:
First leave me a comment saying, "Interview me" or similar.
Secondly I will respond by asking you five questions of a varyingly intimate and/or creepily personal nature.
Then you WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
Next you will include this (or similar) explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
Finally, when others comment asking to be interviewed, you too will ask them five questions.
( In other memage... )
I can;t believe I'm doing this but...
Jan. 12th, 2006 12:35 amMemage stolen from various associates.
The problem with Live Journal friends lists: we all think we are so
close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to
ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that
should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Feel free to post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
Go on then.
The problem with Live Journal friends lists: we all think we are so
close, but really we know nothing about each other. So I want you to
ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that
should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Feel free to post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.
Go on then.
(no subject)
Oct. 28th, 2005 09:59 pmJust because I've not done a meme in a while...
( Life, don't talk to me about life... )
( Life, don't talk to me about life... )
